Pleasing Old Ladies Since 2004
Alright so after a few long and busy weeks of hell, I will now start posting again. I know I know, I've said it before but this time I really mean it. Mostly because I was threatened by a certain Bryan Fleming. And we all know he's got access to tanks, guns, smoke bombs, and the ever feared roman candle. I don't want to take a fireball to the jugular like Wigmoe.
So I found out today that I am accepted back to DVA this summer once again. I shall continue to give old ladies extreme pleasure..........mostly by padding their wallets with lots of cash. With the odd intimate phone call on the side it's a great job. Making it to work at 8 will prove to be tough some mornings, such as the day after 2 for 1 nights at Peakes. More baha shot marathons are sure to occur this year. From what I recall, the last one got us all so drunk we were just shouting "it tastes like neopolitan!!!!" and proceeded to keep asking for neopolitan shots. I think it was baha mocha? Who cares really. Good times. Rick we'll have to continue the tradition of sneaking rum in our socks and making ridiculously strong drinks in the bathroom.
This summer should prove to be a gong show. Gonna be a busy one with trying to figure out what to do in the fall, soccer, golf, drinking, bbqs, beachin, drinking, walking home at 3am from peakes, falling on my face, working. Lets make it a good one folks.
So there you go Bryan, a nice long post for you to read. Now you have no reason to shoot me with a roman candle.........but really, who needs a reason?
Blender is out
So I found out today that I am accepted back to DVA this summer once again. I shall continue to give old ladies extreme pleasure..........mostly by padding their wallets with lots of cash. With the odd intimate phone call on the side it's a great job. Making it to work at 8 will prove to be tough some mornings, such as the day after 2 for 1 nights at Peakes. More baha shot marathons are sure to occur this year. From what I recall, the last one got us all so drunk we were just shouting "it tastes like neopolitan!!!!" and proceeded to keep asking for neopolitan shots. I think it was baha mocha? Who cares really. Good times. Rick we'll have to continue the tradition of sneaking rum in our socks and making ridiculously strong drinks in the bathroom.
This summer should prove to be a gong show. Gonna be a busy one with trying to figure out what to do in the fall, soccer, golf, drinking, bbqs, beachin, drinking, walking home at 3am from peakes, falling on my face, working. Lets make it a good one folks.
So there you go Bryan, a nice long post for you to read. Now you have no reason to shoot me with a roman candle.........but really, who needs a reason?
Blender is out
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