Friday, April 15, 2005

Pleasing Old Ladies Since 2004

Alright so after a few long and busy weeks of hell, I will now start posting again. I know I know, I've said it before but this time I really mean it. Mostly because I was threatened by a certain Bryan Fleming. And we all know he's got access to tanks, guns, smoke bombs, and the ever feared roman candle. I don't want to take a fireball to the jugular like Wigmoe.

So I found out today that I am accepted back to DVA this summer once again. I shall continue to give old ladies extreme pleasure..........mostly by padding their wallets with lots of cash. With the odd intimate phone call on the side it's a great job. Making it to work at 8 will prove to be tough some mornings, such as the day after 2 for 1 nights at Peakes. More baha shot marathons are sure to occur this year. From what I recall, the last one got us all so drunk we were just shouting "it tastes like neopolitan!!!!" and proceeded to keep asking for neopolitan shots. I think it was baha mocha? Who cares really. Good times. Rick we'll have to continue the tradition of sneaking rum in our socks and making ridiculously strong drinks in the bathroom.

This summer should prove to be a gong show. Gonna be a busy one with trying to figure out what to do in the fall, soccer, golf, drinking, bbqs, beachin, drinking, walking home at 3am from peakes, falling on my face, working. Lets make it a good one folks.

So there you go Bryan, a nice long post for you to read. Now you have no reason to shoot me with a roman candle.........but really, who needs a reason?

Blender is out

13 Comments:

Blogger epicdichotomy said...

Hello Brendan
1. Congrats on finishing your school work
2. Good to hear you're ready for this summer and that you'll be working for 'the man' again
3. Thank you for telling everyone that i have access to pyro
4. I am definitively shooting you with a roman candle when i come home
5. We will then hunt down Wiggy with bigger things
6. Followed by Peake's
Toodles
-B.

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Blogger Brendor said...

I would just like to thank Bryan for commenting 10 odd times and freaking the hell out of me when my msn popped up saying I got 10 emails at the same time.
Well done Bryan.

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Blogger Jimi said...

Remember B-nome...Bryan know tanks and pyro techics not computers...I think he sniffed enough smoke bombs for all of us.

Deathshots are awesome!

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Blogger epicdichotomy said...

Well now James, looks like i'll have to show you some of the gases we use. By the way, i have a gas mask, do you? I didn't think so. And the reason my posts fuck up is that the DIN has a comprehensive firewall that blocks most posts. Eat it.

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Blogger Jimi said...

I would very much like that Ronin...smoke bombs and such...but don't forget to bring down the pyro technics...I still enjoy them...now chill and have a Dr. Pepper on me!

Cheers...U know it!

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