FFA
Hi, my name is Brendan and I'm addicted to fast food.
So I went for lunch today to Capt Sub. Wait patiently in line and when I finally get to the front the girl behind the counter says "The usual?" I didn't think anything of it, said yes, and was on my way. It was then that I truly realized that I have taken this fast food thing too far. The lady at great canadian bagel knows my order too, but I never thought anything of it...it's just a bagel, and people get those all the time right? But capt sub??? Who knows how long will it be before I go to Wendy's or Burger King or McDonald's and they'll be saying "The usual?". Scary thought.
It's for this reason that I am proposing FFA - Fast Food-aholics Anonymous. I know many of my friends are guilty of it. Maybe not as much as me, but we all need help. If anyone is interested please let me know. If not I will have to make it a solo mission.
--Brendan
Founder of FFA
So I went for lunch today to Capt Sub. Wait patiently in line and when I finally get to the front the girl behind the counter says "The usual?" I didn't think anything of it, said yes, and was on my way. It was then that I truly realized that I have taken this fast food thing too far. The lady at great canadian bagel knows my order too, but I never thought anything of it...it's just a bagel, and people get those all the time right? But capt sub??? Who knows how long will it be before I go to Wendy's or Burger King or McDonald's and they'll be saying "The usual?". Scary thought.
It's for this reason that I am proposing FFA - Fast Food-aholics Anonymous. I know many of my friends are guilty of it. Maybe not as much as me, but we all need help. If anyone is interested please let me know. If not I will have to make it a solo mission.
--Brendan
Founder of FFA
posted by Brendor at 12:30 PM
2 Comments:
But maybe the Lady has a crush on you. It'll be a matter of time before she starts handing you back your receipt with her phone number on it...
Bebe,
i'm in desperate need of your help...the wendy's drive thru window is as familiar to me as the back of my hand.. that type of deal.... if there's any help for us ... take me with you !
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