Memory or Mystery?
I can't help but feel like I've slacked off on this thing recently. Sorry!
So lately a lot of people around campus have been saying hi to me. They've ranged from a big fat guy, to a tiny little chinese girl and everything in between. This wouldn't be a problem except I don't have any idea who they are. Are people just being nice and saying hi to random people(b-random to be exact. haha sorry I had to), or have I been drunk too much and just don't remember meeting them? I am confused, and I'm pretty sure it shows on my face when they talk to me. I feel a little guilty about that. I like to think I remember most people that I talk to when out and about drunk....but maybe I really don't?
So lately a lot of people around campus have been saying hi to me. They've ranged from a big fat guy, to a tiny little chinese girl and everything in between. This wouldn't be a problem except I don't have any idea who they are. Are people just being nice and saying hi to random people(b-random to be exact. haha sorry I had to), or have I been drunk too much and just don't remember meeting them? I am confused, and I'm pretty sure it shows on my face when they talk to me. I feel a little guilty about that. I like to think I remember most people that I talk to when out and about drunk....but maybe I really don't?

4 Comments:
I'd definitely say its the drunk and dont remember thing...
Unless you have an evil twin.
Both very possible
SC
Judging by your frequent encounters with booze, it's definitely the drunk and can't remember issue. I just hope when you were drunk that you were nice to the big fat guy...
~Jenna Victoria B.
That Big Fat Guy
Hey this is the big fat guy you were talking to....don't pretent like you don't know who i am. We have spent many glorious times together...like that time under the big apple tree...anyway i am insulted that you would post this remark about me. My weight has always been an issue that i can't control. I have tried everything....subway, slimfast, and even Tony Littles' "Hey fatty, get in shape!!!" anyway...i would appreciate that if the next time i EVER talk to you, you will treat me with the upmost respect...and poke me in the belly..
That Big Fat Guy
Hey Fatty,
Of course I will poke you in the belly....as long as you give a nice loud pillsbury doughboy laugh.
And don't act like you don't know what that is either. I've seen you on more than one occasion cuddling up to a big tube of their cookie dough.
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