I am officially a klutz.

I used to be an athletic, coordinated young man.....but recently I have become a full-fledged klutz. As you may have read in a previous post, I've had some spills. This post will now update you on recent ones.

The first happened last night in my basement. Me and nicko were playing a calm, friendly game of crokinole when all of a sudden my chair mysteriously started falling. Next thing I know I'm on the ground. My back hit the entertainment center, my ass caught the corner of a dvd player, and the chair put a nice red dent in the wall.

Secondly, today at work I closed some blinds. Seems simple enough right? Well apparently not. When I went to turn around it turns out there was a footstool right behind me and I managed to completely fall over knocking the stoll into a fan and rolling myself into a box full of files. Seems bad, but the worst part is there were a bunch of newbies getting trained right beside me. They all looked at me like I was a complete idiot. Which i can't really argue with........

Again the $10,000 offer still stands.....it's a wonder I didn't kill myself doing those extreme deck jumping stunts.

Fuck I suck.