An Easy Investment
So I've got the proposal of a life time. A chance for an easy $10,000 with a chance for $100,000 the old fashioned way...America's Funniest Videos.
It seems as though lately the calm cool collected person that used to be Brendan as been replaced with a clumsy idiot. Three separated occasions in the last month lead me to this conclusion, and they are as follows:
1) Prior to christmas, I had the opportunity to enjoy a nice hot tub outdoors. While it seems nice at the time, when you get out it is fucking cold. In my hurry to get back inside I managed to run right through a screen door and right into the kitchen knocking the light over the table flying all over the place while I fell to the ground with a screen door in my hands. Hilarious.
2) Boxing Day provided another moment of excellence. On my way home I managed to slip on the ice, fly in the air, land on my head/shoulder, and cut the shit out of my hand. While there were no witnesses I am still sure of one thing........Hilarious.
3) The last and perhaps proudest moment was this past Saturday night. While investigating the smell of shaving cream I was completely ambushed. In my confusion/blindness of having shaving cream in my eyes, nose, and mouth I stumbled around for a few moments before taking a huge fall into a mountain of bottles that littered the floor. To quote my good friend Shaner " I am so glad I was there for that. And glad that I wasn't the only one too. That was..." You guessed it Hilarious.
So my proposal is, someone follow me around with a video camera for a month. I am almost positive you will capture a moment that would snatch up at least a $10,000 weekly prize on AFV if not the $100,000 big daddy of them all. Any takers?
It seems as though lately the calm cool collected person that used to be Brendan as been replaced with a clumsy idiot. Three separated occasions in the last month lead me to this conclusion, and they are as follows:
1) Prior to christmas, I had the opportunity to enjoy a nice hot tub outdoors. While it seems nice at the time, when you get out it is fucking cold. In my hurry to get back inside I managed to run right through a screen door and right into the kitchen knocking the light over the table flying all over the place while I fell to the ground with a screen door in my hands. Hilarious.
2) Boxing Day provided another moment of excellence. On my way home I managed to slip on the ice, fly in the air, land on my head/shoulder, and cut the shit out of my hand. While there were no witnesses I am still sure of one thing........Hilarious.
3) The last and perhaps proudest moment was this past Saturday night. While investigating the smell of shaving cream I was completely ambushed. In my confusion/blindness of having shaving cream in my eyes, nose, and mouth I stumbled around for a few moments before taking a huge fall into a mountain of bottles that littered the floor. To quote my good friend Shaner " I am so glad I was there for that. And glad that I wasn't the only one too. That was..." You guessed it Hilarious.
So my proposal is, someone follow me around with a video camera for a month. I am almost positive you will capture a moment that would snatch up at least a $10,000 weekly prize on AFV if not the $100,000 big daddy of them all. Any takers?
posted by Brendor at 2:47 PM
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